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14.Sir Success, Sir Voyager, Lady Minerva, and Momus

ACCORDING to an ancient legend, the first man was made by Sir Success, the first bull by his brother, Sir Voyager, and the first house by the musical Lady Minerva. After completed their labors, a dispute arose among them as to which had made the most perfect work. They agreed to appoint a certain man, Momus, as judge, and to abide by his decision. Momus, however, was very envious of the handicraft of each, and found fault with all.

First he blamed the work of Sir Voyager because he had not made the horns of the bull below his eyes, so he might better see where to strike.

He then condemned the work of Sir Success, because he had not placed the heart of man on the outside so that everyone might read the thoughts of the evil disposed and take precautions against the intended mischief.

And, lastly, he protested against Lady Minerva because she had not contrived iron wheels in the foundation of her house, so its inhabitants might more easily remove if a neighbor proved to be unpleasant.

Sir Success became indignant at such inveterate faultfinding, drove him from his office of judge, and expelled him from the mansions of the lords where he was settled.

Judge well yourself before you criticize.

One should neither judge beings nor works of art by invented defects.

Gently to hear, kindly to judge.